NapkinPorn

What’s in Your Sick Little Brain?

napkinporn — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 06:04:49 +0000

What perverted thoughts are you not willing to draw out?

We all know Napkinporn is stupid hilarious in the most immature way possible. But in order to keep it exciting I need your sick brains. There are three ways to contribute your pornographic thoughts to this site:

Send me ideas for what to draw at napkinporn@gmail.com.

Or comment (anonymously if you want) on this site about stuff you would draw if you could.

Or tweet me some ideas @napkinporn

Then when you see your creation come to life, you can snicker all the way home about how people will stumble on to what your sick little mind came up with.

Thank You!

(still accepting pics of porn drawn on napkins, if you got the balls to do it)

Stick Dick

napkinporn — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:08:16 +0000

“Hey, where’s th- OMG! WTF Are You Doing?!”

“Beating off, why?”

“It’s just that…well, it’s so big!”

Rorschach & Daniel Make Out

napkinporn — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 03:20:07 +0000

Dirty Laundry

napkinporn — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:26:40 +0000

Napkin Doodle Dandee

napkinporn — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:19:10 +0000

The lack of artistry is overcome by the addition of an exclamation point and therefore – a master piece!

Fresh Fit

napkinporn — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:54:39 +0000

Too bad they changed their slogan from Eat Fresh. Alright, so here are my crappy doodles. I know you can do better.

Please Send Us Your Drawings

napkinporn — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:33:06 +0000

Accepting submissions here – napkinporn@gmail.com.

I’m posting this video to give you some help ( I know I can’t draw worth shit). I have no idea what they are saying in this video or why the sketch artist bothers to complete the full drawing every time …but it helped me complete some rudimentary doodles on a Subway napkin (to be posted shortly).

Enjoy!

Shadey Boobs

napkinporn — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:00:23 +0000

From rpiscus’ photostream on Flickr

Napkin Stains

napkinporn — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:02:05 +0000

Found on Saatchi-Gallery.co.uk (read more about the artist there)

Jay Batlle “Napkin Stains”, 2006 (naked waiter)
Ink, red wine, coffee and pencil on restaurant linen napkin
19″ x 19″ unframed

Suck My Candle?

napkinporn — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:45:27 +0000